Certified Cuntologist Mug

Accredited by SPS University — Dept. of Futility, Est. 2025

Show the world your hard-earned credentials from the most prestigious (and pointless) institution in existence — SPS University. Because understanding humanity’s endless idiocy isn’t just a calling… it’s a qualification.

Featuring bold collegiate typography, the official red SPS seal, and the proud declaration of your professional expertise: Certified Cuntologist.

Details:

• 11oz white ceramic mug

• Double-sided print with SPS University seal

• Dishwasher and microwave safe

• Ideal for students, faculty, and survivors of daily interaction

Tagline:
For those who’ve truly studied the human condition — and passed with distinction.