Certified Cuntologist – Personalised SPS University Mug

Raise a toast to your academic excellence in the art of apathy with the Certified Cuntologist mug — officially accredited by the Department of Futility at SPS University.

Each mug is personalised with your name, immortalising your dubious qualification from the world’s least motivated institution. Whether you’re drinking coffee, tea, or just contempt for your surroundings, this is the official vessel of the Self Preservation Society’s most academically disengaged members.

Details:

• Premium ceramic mug with gloss finish

• Printed both sides for maximum self-certification

• Dishwasher & microwave safe

• Optional personalisation: Add your own name for true academic recognition

• Capacity: 11oz

Tagline:
Your degree in not giving a toss — finally official.