Drink. Moan. Repeat.

The official lifestyle guide of the Self Preservation Society.

This isn’t just a slogan — it’s a philosophy.
Simple. Effective. Pointless.

The Drink. Moan. Repeat. tee captures the daily ritual of every proud member: fuel the bitterness, share the misery, and start again tomorrow.

Printed in bold distressed typography with the Society crest over the heart (because irony still matters).

Features:

• Premium soft cotton (absorbs tears and lager equally well)

• Durable print that outlasts your optimism

• Classic unisex fit — because disappointment knows no gender

• Official issue of the High Council of Shrugs

Perfect for pub sessions, late-night rants, and quietly regretting everything by morning.

Tagline:
“Some call it a habit. We call it a calling.”