Eternal Shrug Tee — Infinite Futility Edition

When life throws you curveballs, shrug. When death shows up in a varsity jacket, shrug harder. The Eternal Shrug / Infinite Futility tee captures the true spirit of the Self Preservation Society — resigned, stylish, and utterly unbothered.

Featuring our hooded Reaper mascot mid-shrug, this design celebrates life’s most consistent achievement: not caring enough to stop it from happening.

Details:

• Premium unisex fit tee — equally flattering on the living and the dead

• Super-soft cotton blend for maximum comfort through minimal effort

• Distressed collegiate print featuring the Grim Coach of Apathy

• Small SPS crest detail for official Society authenticity

Tagline:
For those who’ve mastered the art of not giving a toss — eternally.