“Glorious Mood” Society Mug

Start your day with optimism — and watch it evaporate instantly. Featuring the official Self Preservation Society crest on one side, and the unfiltered morning truth on the other:

“I wake up in a glorious mood each day, then some cunt opens their fucking mouth and ruins it.”

Perfect for anyone who begins every morning with hope and ends it in familiar disappointment.

Details:

• 11oz white ceramic mug, double-sided print

• Dishwasher and microwave safe (though it probably won’t improve your mood)

• Ideal for coffee, tea, or muttering into while avoiding humanity

Tagline:
Because every day starts fine — until people get involved.