Cup of Disappointment - Personalised Official Society Mug

true classic. Add your name to this ceremonial mug and fill it with whatever dulls the pain.
Back reads: “Contents: Bitterness, Regret, and Instant Coffee.”
Because hope doesn’t go with milk and misery is always more meaningful with your name on it.

Approved by the High Council (who didn’t really care, but nodded anyway).

Simply add your name and receive your Official Society-Issued mug — perfect for self-loathing, gift-giving, or confusing coworkers.

Because if we’re all trudging through this hopeless existence, we might as well have our names printed on the merch.