The Self Preservation Society Emblem Tee

Wear your futility with pride.

This is the official uniform of the disillusioned — featuring the Sigillum Miserabile (Seal of Misery) and the Society’s infamous creed:

"Omnes Hominum Cunti Sunt” — All humans are... well, you know.

printed boldly on your choice of:

🖤 Founders Edition (Black on White Ink) — the minimalist, sombre version for those who’ve long accepted the inevitable.

🤍 Members Edition (White on Red Emblem) — the loud and defiant version for those still clinging to a flicker of ironic hope.

— a perfect symbol of our collective directionless determination.

Features:

• Premium soft-touch cotton (because apathy shouldn’t chafe)

• Bold Society emblem printed front and centre

• Lightweight, breathable, and mildly judgmental

• Officially sanctioned by the High Council of Shrugs

Ideal for meetings, moaning, and moments of existential dread.
Every member should have one — it’s practically mandatory.

“Join us. Or don’t. We’ll shrug either way.”