Smuglife Society Tee

Born from the proud tradition of self-preservation and quiet superiority, the Smuglife tee celebrates those who’ve given up caring — and look damn good doing it.

Printed in classic blackletter type, this shirt marks your official induction into the Order of the Smug — the ones who know better, say less, and sip coffee while the world burns.

Perfect for lounging, shrugging, or standing silently in judgement of others.

Features:

• Premium cotton blend (soft enough for apathy)

• Signature SPS insignia tag inside collar

• Officially sanctioned by the High Council of Shrugs

• Wash cold. Dry slowly. Like your enthusiasm.

“Born to moan. Destined to smirk.”