SPS “Chapter of Futility” Grim Reaper Tee

rom the Department of Doom comes this official Self Preservation Society tee — a tribute to the hopeless, the humorless, and the proudly apathetic.

Featuring the Society’s robed mascot, scythe in hand and patience long gone, this shirt marks your full initiation into the Chapter of Futility — where optimism goes to die, and everyone’s late to the funeral.

Details:

• Premium unisex fit tee, soft enough to survive another day

• Vintage biker-inspired print with the Grim Reaper insignia

• Available in classic Abyss Black — the only true colour of despair

• Durable, breathable, and perfect for all your life’s minor disappointments

Whether you’re leading the High Council of Shrugs or just quietly losing faith in humanity, this tee says it all:
“Join the Chapter. Accept the futility.”