SPS “Chapter of Futility” Tee (99% Cunts Edition)
£25.00
Welcome to the Chapter of Futility — the unofficial biker division of The Self Preservation Society, where the only thing we’re riding is the slow, inevitable decline of humanity.
Featuring a bold, patch-style crest with the Grim Reaper insignia, this shirt salutes the 99% — the truly lost, the perpetually unimpressed, and everyone just trying to keep it together until last orders.
Details:
Premium unisex fit tee, soft enough to cry into
Classic club-style top and bottom rocker design
Available in Bleached Optimism (White) and Abyss Black
Front print only, because subtlety died long ago
Wear it like a badge of disillusionment. Perfect for meetings, rants, and quiet existential despair.
Tagline:
Ride slow. Care less. Welcome to the Chapter of Futility.
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