SPS University – Dept. of Futility, Est. 2025

Enrolment is open. Hope is optional.

Represent your alma mater of apathy with the official SPS University T-shirt — a proud badge of academic underachievement from the Department of Futility.

Whether you majored in Existential Studies, Advanced Shrugonomics, or Applied Indifference, this classic varsity-style tee tells the world you’ve learned absolutely nothing — and that’s the point.

Features:

• Premium black cotton blend (soft, like your resolve)

• White collegiate print that screams “whatever”

• Subtle Society insignia inside neck label

• Officially endorsed by the High Council of Shrugs

Wear it to lectures, funerals, or your next mild breakdown.
Perfectly useless. Utterly essential.

"SPS University – Where ambition comes to die."