SPS University Tee — Dept. of Futility

Welcome to the Department of Futility, where effort is optional and results are nonexistent. Enrol in the Self Preservation Society University — Est. 2025, accredited by no one and proud of it.

Featuring the Grim Reaper faculty advisor, this tee celebrates life’s ultimate lesson: trying is overrated. Whether you’re majoring in Existential Studies or just coasting on Pure Apathy, this is your official uniform of defeat.

Details:

• Premium unisex fit tee — tailored for both triumph and tragedy

• Soft, breathable cotton blend for surviving long lectures in nihilism

• Bold varsity-style graphic with vintage print finish

• Available in Cemetery White and Burnt Resignation

Tagline:
Dept. of Futility — because failure deserves its own faculty.