SPS University Tee — “Where Hope Goes to Die” Edition

Welcome to SPS University, the only institution that guarantees absolutely nothing. Majors include Existential Studies, Applied Apathy, and Banter Under Pressure.

Featuring the iconic Grim Reaper mascot (your unofficial guidance counsellor), this tee captures the academic excellence of despair. Whether you’re attending the Department of Futility or just skipping life’s lectures, this one’s your uniform.

Details:

• Premium unisex fit tee — fits like defeat, feels like freedom

• Classic varsity design with a morbid twist

• Available in Grey Fatigue, Crimson Ennui, and Dijon Dread

• Made from soft, breathable cotton for maximum comfort during existential crises

Tagline:
Enroll today. Drop out emotionally tomorrow.