SPS “Winged Futility” Tee — Chapter of Futility Edition

Ascend (metaphorically, never spiritually) with the Self Preservation Society’s Winged Chapter Tee — official gear of those flying low through life and landing directly in disappointment.

Featuring the winged skull emblem of the Chapter of Futility, this design salutes every failed mission, every half-hearted attempt, and the glorious art of keeping expectations comfortably grounded.

Details:

• Premium unisex fit tee, for all genders and none of the hope

• Soft, breathable cotton-blend fabric built for maximum apathy

• Embroidered-style vintage club patch print

• Available in Gunmetal Grey and Void Charcoal — choose your shade of despair

Perfect for those who know that flight is futile, but still wear the wings anyway.

Tagline:
Soar. Stall. Shrug.