The gospel of disappointment, now in T-shirt form.

Behold: your sainthood of failure, your halo of futility, your divine reminder that you are — and always will be — a disappointment.

This shirt features a mock-holy illustration complete with red cherubs of misery and the eternal proclamation:
“DISAPPOINTMENTS — ALL OF YOU!”

• Printed on soft, black cotton (for maximum comfort in your despair).

• Ideal for sermons in the pub, council meetings of nothingness, or simply standing around looking smug.

• Available in sizes from Shrug to Absolute Bastard.

Join the congregation of futility. Wear your shame proudly.