The Self Preservation Society Crest Hoodie

Show your allegiance to futility and fine sarcasm with the official Self Preservation Society hoodie, featuring our grim crest and Latin motto: “Omnes Hominum Cunti Sunt” — All Humans Are Cunts.

Whether you’re brooding indoors or half-heartedly participating in the outside world, this hoodie has your back. Cozy enough for quiet despair, bold enough to ward off small talk.

Details:

• Premium unisex fit pullover

• Midweight cotton blend — warm, soft, mildly judgmental

• Classic kangaroo pocket for snacks or grudges

• Available in Despondent Black, Resigned Red, and Existential Blue

Tagline:
Wear your truth. Stay warm. Expect nothing.