The Self Preservation Society Crest Mug

Show your allegiance to the cause — or at least your tolerance of it — with the official Self Preservation Society mug. Featuring the red SPS crest and the Society’s timeless motto: “Omnes Hominum Cunti Sunt” (“All Humans Are Cunts”).

It’s the ideal vessel for tea, coffee, or the bitter dregs of your remaining optimism. Whether displayed proudly or used resentfully, it’s a declaration of membership in humanity’s most honest society.

Details:

• 11oz white ceramic mug with bold red crest

• Dual-sided print for maximum moral erosion

• Dishwasher and microwave safe (because you’re not handwashing anything)

Tagline:
Raise a cup to shared disappointment.