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The Self Preservation Society Crest Patch
Price
£8.00
Display your allegiance to the Society with this finely detailed embroidered patch — featuring the iconic SPS crest: the Reaper of Reason, flanked by the Serpent of Truth, presiding over the Compass of Futility.
This isn’t just a patch — it’s a statement of grim self-awareness, stitched in silver and black. Perfect for jackets, vests, or anything that needs a reminder of life’s general pointlessness.
Details:
Premium embroidered detailing on durable black twill
Iron-on or sew-on application
Diameter: approx. 3.5 inches
Suitable for members, sympathisers, or those who’ve simply given up caring
Tagline:
Wear your futility with pride.
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