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The Self Preservation Society Crest Patch

Price

£8.00

Display your allegiance to the Society with this finely detailed embroidered patch — featuring the iconic SPS crest: the Reaper of Reason, flanked by the Serpent of Truth, presiding over the Compass of Futility.

This isn’t just a patch — it’s a statement of grim self-awareness, stitched in silver and black. Perfect for jackets, vests, or anything that needs a reminder of life’s general pointlessness.

Details:

  • Premium embroidered detailing on durable black twill

  • Iron-on or sew-on application

  • Diameter: approx. 3.5 inches

  • Suitable for members, sympathisers, or those who’ve simply given up caring

Tagline:
Wear your futility with pride.

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