University of Apathy Tee

Enrolment is eternal, attendance optional. Welcome to the University of Apathy, proudly accredited by the Self Preservation Society — where the curriculum consists of not caring, barely trying, and shrugging through existence with honours.

Featuring the Grim Reaper Dean of Indifference, giving his signature gesture of motivation, this tee is perfect for alumni of life’s least inspiring institutions.

Details:

• Premium unisex fit tee — ideal for every dropout and disbeliever

• Distressed collegiate print with vintage despair appeal

• Available in Blackout Charcoal

• Breathable cotton blend for those who can’t even be bothered to sweat

For those who majored in futility and minored in “meh.”

Tagline:
Go Shrugs. Graduate Never.